do ghosts mail their letters?
Answer: At the ghost office
do goblins mail home while on vacation?
a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
Answer: The roller ghoster
a ghosts favorite fruit?
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
Answer: A handfull of sheet!
Why did the ghost cross the road?
Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
tops off a ghost's sundae?
Answer: Whipped Scream
directions did the ghost give the goblin?
Answer: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
is a ghost such a messy eater?
Answer: Because he's always a goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
Answer: He's mist
Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
Answer: At the ghastly station
did the goblin throw the football?
Answer: Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Answer: Toasty ghosty.
do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: Hoblin Goblin.
did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Answer: Fasten your sheet belt.
do ghosts fly from one place to another?
Answer: By scareplane.
kind of street does a ghost like best?
Answer: A dead end.
do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Answer: Hello, hello, hello.
did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
Answer: A boo-loney sandwich.
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
Answer: In noisery school.
does a goblin shop for?
a goblin's favorite flavor?
Answer: Lemon n' Slime.
is a witch's favorite subject in school?
do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
Answer: A Sand-witch
did the witch's mail rattle?
Answer: It was a chain letter.
is a witch with poison ivy called?
Answer: An itchy witchy.
a cold, evil candle called?
Answer: The wicked wick of the north.
did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
Answer: She had to give a screech.
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Answer: Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
do you make a witch stew?
Answer: Keep her waiting for hours.
has a black hat, flies on a broomstick, and can't see anything?
Answer: A witch with her eyes closed.
do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Answer: By witchful thinking.
does a sorceress wear?
Answer: A bewitching outfit.
does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Answer: In the casketeria.
do you call Count Dracula's cookout?
Answer: Vampire camfire.
do vampires live?
Answer: In the Vampire State Building.
did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
Answer: It was a stake sandwich.
What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation?
Answer: A blood vessel.
wasn't the vampire working?
Answer: He was on his coffin break.
do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
Answer: A blood hound.
What do you get when you cross sleeping beauty and Dracula?
Answer: Iron poor blood
a vampire's favorite feast?
Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner.
did the vampire need mouthwash?
Answer: She had bat breath.
does a skeleton laugh?
Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
Answer: It had no body to dance with.
What sailor like to be chilled to the bone?
Answer: A skeleton crew.
instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: A trombone.
do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
Answer: A wash-and-werewolf.
are some of the werewolves cousins?
Answer: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
does a ghoul fall in love with?
Answer: His ghoul friend.
a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer: Rice Creepies.
black, white, orange, and waddles?
Answer: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch!
did the black cat cross the road?
Answer: To catch up with the chicken.
are black cats such good singers?
Answer: They're very mewsical.
was the mummy so tense?
Answer: He was all wound up.
knock! Who's there?
Boo! Boo Who?
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?
Answer: I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
Answer: They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks?
Answer: Grave stones.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
Answer: She woke up too early in the mourning.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Answer: Twig or treat.
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
Answer: A cereal killer
What's a MUMMY's favorite music?
Answer: WRAP Music!
There was a very old man who was lying upstairs dying. His grand
daughter came in and said "Hi Grandpa" , "Hi little
sweetie" he said. "Say, are those Grandmas extra special
cookies I smell?" "Yes" she replied. "Do you
think you can sneek down stairs and get a couple for me?" "Sure"
she replied. In a few minutes, the little girl came back with a
frown on her face. Grandpa asked, "What's wrong? " "
Grandma wouldn't let me have any, she says they are for after the
migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make
the trip south, so
they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage,
the attendant noticed
that they were carrying two dead raccoons.
"Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?"
"No, thanks," replied one of the vultures. "They're
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